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Things Yuppies Love.
January 9, 2011, 11:20 pm
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Panera Bread, Cosi, Starbucks, but mostly Panera Bread. Chairs, Pod chairs, weird stools, New Balance shoes, and time shares.Salads, Lunch dates, useless home appliances, and tea. Facebook, Jogging, Athletic Wear, Track jackets, and Dicks Sporting goods. Bottled water, Vitamin Water, Ipads, Diet pills, Target, and trays to serve tea or food on. Rap, MTV, Jersey shore, and cock tail parties. Gentrification, cobble stone roads, Percosets, Ikea, and hat stores. Premium Television sitcoms, but moslty Dexter. Sports, flat screen TVs, Spritzers, Coolers, Bud Light, and Vodka tonics. Costco, BJs, boat shoes, bed room sets, and taking multiple showers through the day.



NYC Dives to check out!

A small list of some sweet NYC dives you gotta check out. Mostly in Lower East Side, Chinatown, and Lower East Village area.

1.) Mars Bar- 25 East 1st Street, New York, NY 10003 *

I talked about this place before, still takes top notch NYC dive. A bunch of punks, drunks, NYU students, old gnar dogs, and a cool Juke box. Unfortunately, NYU has bought the area where it’s at and Mar’s drinks prices went up, and the bar may not be around for much longer, which sucks a lot. Check it out while you can, rad! Cash only.

2.) Parkside Lounge- 317 East Houston Street, New York *

This place is a more traditional dive, pool table, old guys getting wasted etc. Still, great atmosphere, nice/cool bartenders, and good music playing. Great atmosphere to just kick it and have a pint. Very laid back and cool spot. Cash only.

3.) Iggys- 132 Ludlow St. New York, NY 10002 *

Iggys was pretty cool, nice atmosphere, prices weren’t bad, and the bartender was dressed like a pirate. $5, shot and beer, very doable.  Though the places atmosphere and location were divey, the people hanging were a little yuppie. Still consider the place a go, a couple bars next door to the place were not so good, they seemed to be places that were very dark and themed like dive bars, but full of yuppies. Cash only.

“..and you know, I actually mostly stay on the upper west side when I’m not in L.A., you know.. higher society, but it’s cool to come down and slum at a dive every once and a while.. yup, just waiting for my friend, he’s the best IP lawyer a dollar could buy..” -Random yuppie at a near yuppified dive bar,


4.) Motor City- 127 Ludlow Street. New York, NY 10002 *

I love this place, so far, still tied with Mars Bar on my favorite LES spots. I’ve wrote a little about this spot before, but it’s worth another mention. Dark, always playin some rock and roll, friendly bartenders, decent prices, themed with cars and motors for seats and decoration. Awesome. Cash only.


5.) Lucky Jacks- 129 Orchard St. New York, NY 10002

This was another one of those “yuppified dive bars”, well I would barely consider this a dive. The place is dark, pool table, decorated with a couple strange framed pictures around the place, and has a large bar. This spot is worth mentioning because they had a free comedy show downstairs, in the small basement which was very cool, and they were passing out free pizza! Cool comedy show aside, the beer was overpriced and the bartender/service was pretty bad. Debit and Credit cards are cool.

Note:// I did not take these photos.



must check out stand-up clips

In no specific order://

1.) Jim Carrey- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8-c6J3Ivs)

2.) Matt Braunger- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnyKanYxIjE)

3.) Kyle Kinane- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZagvD7-hM)

4.) Louis CK- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me5wSh92keY)

5.) Harland Williams- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5a4v02DO6w)

6.) Eddie Murphy- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaYdsumxflw)

7.) Richard Pryor- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gltcX1JcOvw)

8.) Bill Burr- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1B4zoRPxc)

 

9.) Damon Wayans- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSVuSIVng78)

 

10.) Rodney Dangerfeild- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwZAIO7q9v8&feature=related)

 

11.) Robin Williams- Check out: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJrN2OLD9Uo)

 



Sweet Comedy Spots

Here a list of a couple sweet ass comedy clubs I’ve checked out in the past couple years.

Riot Act Comedy, this place has got to be the best place in Washington D.C. to hit up. Little whole in the wall, exposed brick backdrop, small bar, all the essentials of a true comedy club. I don’t know if this was a special occasion or what, but when I went the owner introduced himself, real cool, and said we could bring our own booze. The whole place was full of 12-24 packs of beer on peoples tables, sick, the open mic was done pretty well also. This was like 3 years ago, hope the place is still this kickass. http://www.riotactcomedy.com/

9:55 Comedy at Bottoms up Pizza, in Richmond, VA. This place is the best and one of the only legit places to see some stand-up in the city. It’s on the second floor of Bottoms up Pizza, a popular overpriced pizzeria off Canal Street in Richmond’s Shockoe Slip. The bar is large and wraps around and there is an outside deck, the stand-up’s set up pretty well too. Check it out. The website says Every Mondays at 8PM is open Mic night, but pretty sure it’s more like most monday nights, but still check it out. http://www.955comedy.com/

Greenwhich Lantern or Village Lantern, this place is at 167 Bleecker St and is cool as hell, the comedy is downstairs and they have it every night. Upstairs they ussually have a band with more of a bar bar atmosphere as opposed to the downstairs which is comey/restaurant layout, exposed brick, and pretty large. Be careful for the beer specials as apparently their not the same downstairs and upstairs, I made that mistake ordering a special 2$ beer upstairs and wanted to get the same downstairs and ended up paying 7$ for it. Good comedy set, pretty long, and with people from all over hitting the mic. http://villagelantern.com/



Harland Williams
December 15, 2008, 3:53 am
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Another awesome canadian stand-up.

 ”KFC is one letter away from being fuck!!”

 




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